bisexualgorgeous:

listen guys,,, watch bad movies, listen to songs that are catchy, eat the rich, it’s really that simple

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

whatspeaksofter:

multiplegenredisorder:

multiplegenredisorder:

whatspeaksofter:

whatspeaksofter:

Not the Cumdrop buttons

He looks like he’s in a BDSM bukkake scene.

I don’t remember typing this.

Your blocking out a traumatic experience

theshitneyspears:

Them: Jesus hates gays.

Me: Oh really? Explain this.

electric-daisy-forest:

Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

guy:

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

chloeniccole:

The reason why there’s not a q eye version with lesbians is because literally every single relationship would be broken up by the end of the episode. The straight girl would be like “haha I never cum when we have sex” and 20 minutes later the boyfriend would be gone. It’s too risky

ihaveneverusedthissitebefore:

faustsfancycorner:

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

mollyslip:

the one true ally

newtkins:

newtkins:

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once